Statistics - *
10% of people that spell "Ridiculous" as "Rediculous" are Thicky McThickies. From Thicktown, Thickyshire.
7% of people that spell "Ridiculous" as "Rediculous" bought Jordan and Peter Andre's album.
16% of people that spell "Ridiculous" as "Rediculous" are called "cock knocking ball bag" behind their back.
4% of people that spell "Ridiculous" as "Rediculous" are lazy student bastards who can't even be arsed to spell properly let alone go to any lectures or get out of bed before 3:00pm.
23% of people that spell "Ridiculous" as "Rediculous" are made entirely out of processed cheese.
14% of people that spell "Ridiculous" as "Rediculous" are Mick Hucknall.
46% of people that spell "Ridiculous" as "Rediculous" are Mick Hucknall's ginger scrotum.
0% of people that spell "Ridiculous" as "Rediculous" aren't getting enough Omega 3, Biffidus Digestivum or whatever else fucking snake oil is currently doing the rounds with the shite spouting "nutritionist" crowd.
99% of people that spell "Ridiculous" as "Rediculous" will then go on to claim that it doesn't really matter and it's not important and ask for people to stop going on about it. Then they will go home alone and cry themselves to sleep thinking about it, probably contemplating some form of self harm to physically manifest their shame at being so hopelessly ill equipped for spelling things properly on the Internet. Ha.
* - Proven trufax [1] - survey carried out on 3 women and results self assessed using CAJOLEMENT and BACARDI BREEZERS.
[1] Product of the Year 2007 (Made up survey names category)